i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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