like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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