so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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