how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I love having hate sex.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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