I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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