adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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