he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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