I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He did a backflip because drugs
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