That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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