Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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