why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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