i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm sobbing to NWA
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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