Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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