Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I just googled if crying burns calories
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
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