it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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