You don't have asthma, your pregnant
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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