awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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