return my video game
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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