i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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