Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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