But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
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