I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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