I feel great
I just peed on a car
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
