did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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