So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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