Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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