when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
