pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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