bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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