White coat. Heels.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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