So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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