I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
When are your genitals available?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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