I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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