So drunk, too bad you don't want this
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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