new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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