I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
She bit a glass in half.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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