i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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