By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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