If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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