You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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