i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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