Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Sex in the backyard? Check.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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