He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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