there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
