i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
