were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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