your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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