Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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