Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Randomize
