Whod you bang
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
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